Definitely Human

Definitely Human is a pixel-art comedy about the most suspicious job interview of your life.

You want a programming job. Your potential employer wants proof that you’re not an AI. Answer too quickly and correctly? Suspicious. Talk nonsense? Reassuringly human—but unlikely to get you hired. You’ll need to balance technical knowledge, stress, and a convincing amount of hesitation.

Choose a career track—from Java and Python to data engineering—and survive five interview stages. Buy coffee, consult your rubber duck, pass absurd humanity checks, and poke the interviewer. He doesn’t approve, but the click handler is already implemented.

Featuring three difficulty modes, 129 technical questions, five endings, achievements, Easter eggs, and cozy 8-bit music that gradually stops being comforting.

Be qualified. Be imperfect. Preferably, be human.